romansleftshoulderpad:

It’s rather offensive that my ideas don’t just write and edit themselves into a perfect novel that just appears on my desk for me to read

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happilyshanghaied:

sixpenceee:

Marine Iguanas are the only marine lizard species in the world found only in the Galápagos Islands. They can dive as deep as 30m and hold their breath for 30-40 mins. 

Source

That’s a dinosaur

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rnavka:

imlizy:

rnavka:

maamlet:

imlizy:

having fried sex with my southern wife

having poutine sex with my canada wife

having great sex with both your wives

we are each others wifes idiot

well thanks for having me

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sunflowerbutch:

how come i’m seeing cookie run characters on ppl’s blacklists. which cookies are the problematic ones

candyredterezii:

candyredterezii:

the road to el dorado goldposting facebook group is being invaded by the facebook group that keeps pretending to be ants and im gonna sob

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trainwreckgenerator:

trainwreckgenerator:

top 5 tumblr raps of the decade

5. cowboy rap

4. underwater monk

3. slurp on my gurt

2. bone removal, without approval

1. my dick don’t work

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kokiri:

Zelda: So I believe now would be a good time to share your unique strengths and abilities with one another!

Daruk: I can create an impenetrable force field that reflects attacks.

Mipha: I can heal people with my touch, even those on the brink of death.

Urbosa: I can summon lightning with a simple snap of my fingers.

Link: I wield a legendary blade that once belonged to the goddess Hylia and it was used by the many chosen heroes before me.

Revali:

foxyclock:

smallrat36wagon:

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

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fmlcomic:

littlelorileopard:

pmseymourva:

myymsie:

antivanruffles:

deputy-yeehaw:

jacktherawrmonster:

hikikostar:

froborr:

stumbleoutermales:

personpitch2007:

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

WOW

I’m so furious.

WOW OKAY THEN

@antivanonmytongue

@anouroboros @rhilyn @thegildedgun @only-the-stars

“okay what’s the ca-OHSNAPITSABANGER”

I can guaren-fucking-tee it, you’d never believe that I knew EXACTLY what this was gonna be. Holy shit fuck.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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hyrule-geographic:

sound on!